Things I don’t care about as a [city] [trade]
CAPTIONS:
PAINTER — Caption
Things I don’t care about as a [city] painter:
• Paint trends that don’t hold up in our climate
• Rushing prep to save 30 minutes
• Fancy colors if the surface isn’t ready
What I do care about:
Paint that lasts in [city] homes and looks good years from now.
Hi, I am [Name], [City] [Service provider], happy to answer questions in DMs.
HANDYMAN — Caption
Things I don’t care about as a [city] handyman:
• “It’s probably fine” fixes
• Temporary solutions for long-term problems
• Doing the same repair twice
What I do care about:
Fixing it once so it stays fixed.
Hi, I am [Name], [City] [Service provider], happy to answer questions in DMs.
HVAC — Caption
Things I don’t care about as a [city] HVAC pro:
• Ignoring maintenance until something breaks
• Turning the thermostat up instead of fixing the issue
• Comfort upgrades before system health
What I do care about:
Systems that work when [city] weather gets extreme.
Hi, I am [Name], [City] [Service provider], happy to answer questions in DMs.
PLUMBER — Caption
Things I don’t care about as a [city] plumber:
• Waiting to see if a leak stops
• Quick patches that hide bigger problems
• “It’s not leaking that bad”
What I do care about:
Keeping water where it belongs — not in your walls.
Hi, I am [Name], [City] [Service provider], happy to answer questions in DMs.
ELECTRICIAN — Caption
Things I don’t care about as a [city] electrician:
• Ignoring flickering lights
• Overloading outlets because “it still works”
• Cosmetic fixes without safety checks
What I do care about:
Electrical systems that are safe and reliable for [city] homes.
Hi, I am [Name], [City] [Service provider], happy to answer questions in DMs.
CONTRACTOR — Caption
Things I don’t care about as a [city] contractor:
• Rushing projects without a plan
• Cutting corners to save time
• Trends that don’t fit how you actually live
What I do care about:
Projects that make sense for your home and your life.
Hi, I am [Name], [City] [Service provider], happy to answer questions in DMs.
